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My dying wife always wanted kids.

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"You have one unheard message; first unheard message."

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My passenger is being rather unruly and is thrashing around in the back.

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Every night my dead father stares at me with lifeless eyes.

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My heart pounded in my chest when I received a frantic text from my wife, begging for me to help her.

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My wife’s skin is so fair and flawless.

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My roommate needs to use some fucking deodorant!

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When I was six, I was kidnapped and locked in a basement by a deranged writer.

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The autopsy started off like any other, dull and monotonous.

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Upon waking up, I stretched my stiff arms and legs only to have my semi-lucid state broken by screaming.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dying wife always wanted kids.	62
"You have one unheard message; first unheard message."	58
My passenger is being rather unruly and is thrashing around in the back.	58
Every night my dead father stares at me with lifeless eyes.	54
My heart pounded in my chest when I received a frantic text from my wife, begging for me to help her.	53
My wife’s skin is so fair and flawless.	51
My roommate needs to use some fucking deodorant!	49
When I was six, I was kidnapped and locked in a basement by a deranged writer.	43
The autopsy started off like any other, dull and monotonous.	43
Upon waking up, I stretched my stiff arms and legs only to have my semi-lucid state broken by screaming.	41