/u/MammothFormal1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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For me, There are only two things that are hard about killing someone with an ax.

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They say dying in your sleep is painless, and I won’t ruin that notion for them.

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"Honey, my husband and I really don't think you're ready to raise this baby," I told the girl, whose baby we would be raising.

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My heart pounded in my chest when I heard the burglar in the hallway preparing to burst through my bedroom door.

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I wish my parents hadn’t taught my brother and I to blindly trust doctors.

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Six days ago a massive explosion caused a prison-wide power outage.

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When I came into work this morning I was greeted by a trail of bloody foot prints coming from the freezer and leading to a now-open window.

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I was disappointed I never got a chance to live in a haunted house, on account of my life being cut short by a home invasion gone wrong.

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Have you ever looked at someone and admired their flawless skin?

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"Wow, You're lasting a really long time," she exclaimed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For me, There are only two things that are hard about killing someone with an ax.	72
They say dying in your sleep is painless, and I won’t ruin that notion for them.	72
"Honey, my husband and I really don't think you're ready to raise this baby," I told the girl, whose baby we would be raising.	71
My heart pounded in my chest when I heard the burglar in the hallway preparing to burst through my bedroom door.	70
I wish my parents hadn’t taught my brother and I to blindly trust doctors.	69
Six days ago a massive explosion caused a prison-wide power outage.	69
When I came into work this morning I was greeted by a trail of bloody foot prints coming from the freezer and leading to a now-open window.	66
I was disappointed I never got a chance to live in a haunted house, on account of my life being cut short by a home invasion gone wrong.	65
Have you ever looked at someone and admired their flawless skin?	62
"Wow, You're lasting a really long time," she exclaimed.	62