/u/MammothFormal1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought my house was haunted when a family suddenly appeared one day.

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My wife said she'd love me until the day she died.

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Ever since I was a boy I could hear the voice of God whispering to me each night.

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Last Friday, I had the privilege to take the girl of my dreams out.

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My psychologist says that puzzles are a good coping mechanism for my disorder.

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Over the past year my cleaning business has really taken off.

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My son is obsessed with superheroes, so he often pretends to be one.

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My mother entered my room after hearing weeping and reassured me that there is no such thing as monsters.

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After my mother suddenly and mysteriously died my father started drinking more and more.

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"You have the rest of your life to fix this!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought my house was haunted when a family suddenly appeared one day.	192
My wife said she'd love me until the day she died.	183
Ever since I was a boy I could hear the voice of God whispering to me each night.	179
Last Friday, I had the privilege to take the girl of my dreams out.	176
My psychologist says that puzzles are a good coping mechanism for my disorder.	130
Over the past year my cleaning business has really taken off.	127
My son is obsessed with superheroes, so he often pretends to be one.	122
My mother entered my room after hearing weeping and reassured me that there is no such thing as monsters.	121
After my mother suddenly and mysteriously died my father started drinking more and more.	87
"You have the rest of your life to fix this!"	86