/u/MammothFormal1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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To my horror, the dental records of the month's deceased cadaver were an exact match to my wife's.

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This year, all three of my children died in sudden, violent accidents.

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“Dad, Mom was screaming the entire night!”

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I'm out for a walk, and I think that someone is following me home.

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For years my family told me my expectations were too high and that I’d never have the “perfect” woman.

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Much to my dismay, I heard the police say they are calling off the search.

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After my accident, it took me a while to determine where the stench of decay was coming from.

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For once, the city streets were quiet and peaceful.

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My friends and I were excited to finally get a hot shower after days of travelling.

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"Five pounds of your finest red meat!" I demanded.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To my horror, the dental records of the month's deceased cadaver were an exact match to my wife's.	641
This year, all three of my children died in sudden, violent accidents.	430
“Dad, Mom was screaming the entire night!”	377
I'm out for a walk, and I think that someone is following me home.	348
For years my family told me my expectations were too high and that I’d never have the “perfect” woman.	307
Much to my dismay, I heard the police say they are calling off the search.	271
After my accident, it took me a while to determine where the stench of decay was coming from.	226
For once, the city streets were quiet and peaceful.	215
My friends and I were excited to finally get a hot shower after days of travelling.	206
"Five pounds of your finest red meat!" I demanded.	193