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When the zombie outbreak started, we knew the rule: shoot them in the head.

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[AUG21]I was confused when I found out my punishment in Hell was to be put in my son's bedroom.

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[JAN22]I had spent hours trolling the girl, and when she announced she was going to kill herself, I considered it my best work yet.

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[JAN22] His trolling had ruined my life, so I felt a rush of satisfaction as I tracked his IP address and kicked his apartment door in.

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The cremation was so powerful, so moving.

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After you die, you spend eternity in the place where you died, feeling all the sensations you would normally feel there.

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I always dreamed of flying, and today the dream came true.

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[APR22]In an attempt to keep his mind off of his dead crewmates, the last astronaut shuffled the deck and dealt a faux hand of poker.

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[JUN21]"...until death do you part?" the priest said, looking to the bride.

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[MAY22]There's a breed of poppy that grows best in disturbed ground, such as ground churned up by war.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the zombie outbreak started, we knew the rule: shoot them in the head.	2002
[AUG21]I was confused when I found out my punishment in Hell was to be put in my son's bedroom.	1307
[JAN22]I had spent hours trolling the girl, and when she announced she was going to kill herself, I considered it my best work yet.	85
[JAN22] His trolling had ruined my life, so I felt a rush of satisfaction as I tracked his IP address and kicked his apartment door in.	63
The cremation was so powerful, so moving.	30
After you die, you spend eternity in the place where you died, feeling all the sensations you would normally feel there.	20
I always dreamed of flying, and today the dream came true.	19
[APR22]In an attempt to keep his mind off of his dead crewmates, the last astronaut shuffled the deck and dealt a faux hand of poker.	16
[JUN21]"...until death do you part?" the priest said, looking to the bride.	15
[MAY22]There's a breed of poppy that grows best in disturbed ground, such as ground churned up by war.	12