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[WP] A dragon has just woken up from its eternal slumber and is ready to ransack a... wait, where'd Earth go?
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[WP] You wake up felling weird one morning, and when you go on your morning walk, you hear a tree say “That’s the stupidest outfit I’ve ever seen.”
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[WP] While playing an RPG, you notice that your hero save file and your villain save file have merged, and now NPCs are requesting that the hero character kills the villain character.
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[WP] As it turns out, the perky teen with bright hair and an oversized sword was not the chosen one. It was Dave from accounting.
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[WP] At every person's birth, a prophecy is bestowed upon them. Your prophecy was the lyrics to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".
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[WP] In a parallel universe, a reptilian humanoid race called the Gade developed alongside humans and the two races have fought countless wars against the other. Your family tree is unique: you’re shapshifters and can alternate between the two forms. One day, someone finds out.
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[EU] "This is an announcement from your local county office. Come to Lake Madeline and see if you recognize the bodies in the water."
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[EU] You’re a detective investigating a series of murders. In every single case, the victims’ eyes were gouged out by a kitchen knife. Every witness you interrogated said the same thing: The attacker was wearing a purple shirt.
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