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[WP] (._.)<(Stop scrolling. It's behind you. I have provided instructions below, if you wish to live.)
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[WP] You barely dodge a blast from a tank as it rips through the bunker's steel. When the smoke clears, you examine the tank shell. "Super Cassettes Industries Private Limited" is etched into it. You stow it in your bag and start running to HQ to present it the the top general: Felix Kjellberg.
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[WP] You write a critically acclaimed book that's loved by everybody. You're invited to make a speech about said book, but... you can't remember what you wrote.
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[WP] After an aerosol was released into Earth's atmosphere by accident, the rate of evolution increase a million fold. Newborns obtain amazing abilities or otherworldly characteristics. After the last "Original" dies, a conflict arises over what it means to be human.
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[WP] You get out of bed the morning of an exam, and you can't shake off the feeling that something's off. When you attend class and recieve the test, it reads "Formulas for faster than light travel and the super-volume of tesseracts." This certainly isn't the Geometry test you studied for.
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[WP] Faster than light-speed travel is possible. It's just that once it is acheived, every living organism traveling at said speed is turned into 42 bananas.
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[WP] The alien moved in for the kill, with murderous eyes, until it saw the glodfish in the bowl you were clutching to your chest. Then it screamed in terror.
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