/u/MarioP79's posts

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"Greetings valued customer, this letter is to inform you that your monthly bill will be going up by $35."

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Soon after learning I was pregnant, I decided to look through my bible for baby name ideas.

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Before the coffee kicks in, performing basic tasks like unscrewing a lid requires a level of concentration on par with defusing a bomb.

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The kitchen sink started dripping this morning.

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"I will create beings capable of reason, mercy, justice, and love," said God.

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I opened my phone to see a dick pic from a blocked number.

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Lately I've noticed some of my horoscope's generic predictions have been coming true.

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At the turn of the century, people were surprised and delighted by the amazing advances in common consumer electronics.

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It turned out that even the scientific community's most dire predictions about climate change underestimated how much damage it would inflict.

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My driver got hopelessly lost on the way to the hospital in this unfamiliar city.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Greetings valued customer, this letter is to inform you that your monthly bill will be going up by $35."	918	TwoSentenceHorror
Soon after learning I was pregnant, I decided to look through my bible for baby name ideas.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
Before the coffee kicks in, performing basic tasks like unscrewing a lid requires a level of concentration on par with defusing a bomb.	39	TwoSentenceComedy
The kitchen sink started dripping this morning.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
"I will create beings capable of reason, mercy, justice, and love," said God.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
I opened my phone to see a dick pic from a blocked number.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
Lately I've noticed some of my horoscope's generic predictions have been coming true.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
At the turn of the century, people were surprised and delighted by the amazing advances in common consumer electronics.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
It turned out that even the scientific community's most dire predictions about climate change underestimated how much damage it would inflict.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
My driver got hopelessly lost on the way to the hospital in this unfamiliar city.	6	TwoSentenceHorror