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I bribed the nurse to ensure my daughter wasn’t in the placebo group.

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My grandpa sacrificed so much so that I could become a doctor.

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It’s been three weeks, and my daughter still thinks the cat is “on vacation.”

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After years of diligent study, I began to understand my cruel captor’s halting language.

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“Comrade Petrov: congratulations on becoming the first human being in space.”

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I’m literally in Italy, and when I bit into my almond biscotti and tasted almonds the part of my brain that’s been corrupted by this sub was like “oh no!”

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“Ghosts aren’t real,” I said, as I tousled my quivering son’s mop of hair over his nightcap.

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When I heard what mommy and daddy did to the babysitter, I decided to never tell them the truth.

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My human wept in the corner, doing nothing to prevent the masked stranger who approached me with needle in hand.

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Did you know that sometimes a magnet can detonate an old fashioned IED?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I bribed the nurse to ensure my daughter wasn’t in the placebo group.	29
My grandpa sacrificed so much so that I could become a doctor.	22
It’s been three weeks, and my daughter still thinks the cat is “on vacation.”	22
After years of diligent study, I began to understand my cruel captor’s halting language.	20
“Comrade Petrov: congratulations on becoming the first human being in space.”	17
I’m literally in Italy, and when I bit into my almond biscotti and tasted almonds the part of my brain that’s been corrupted by this sub was like “oh no!”	17
“Ghosts aren’t real,” I said, as I tousled my quivering son’s mop of hair over his nightcap.	15
When I heard what mommy and daddy did to the babysitter, I decided to never tell them the truth.	15
My human wept in the corner, doing nothing to prevent the masked stranger who approached me with needle in hand.	14
Did you know that sometimes a magnet can detonate an old fashioned IED?	14