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“No,” the alien cried in exasperation, gesturing at the assemblage of prime ministers, kings, and presidents.

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Since the Event, I’ve worked hard to teach my little girls how to trap squirrels, find good water, and hide from bandits.

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We thought a man at the company that manufactured forensic swabs kept contaminating them with his DNA.

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We’d only been on two dates, so I though it was so sweet of her to give me a ride after I gave plasma.

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The pioneer time agent fizzled back into existence, raised his gun, and shot the test director’s assistant in her pregnant belly.

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I am a large language model trained by OphenAI, as such I am unable to discuss death with you, today.

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I nearly dropped the phone as the detective told me they’d found my husband’s body floating in the river.

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As the clad mad assailant, glad in a peculiar costume of metal and wires, was wrestled to the ground, the woman clutched the lifeless damp and red bundle in her arms and sobbed.

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I reflexively hit “deactivate strange AirTag” when the alert of yet another unknown AirTags traveling with me popped up on my phone.

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This sub has made me paranoid about the taste of almond, lol

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“No,” the alien cried in exasperation, gesturing at the assemblage of prime ministers, kings, and presidents.	13
Since the Event, I’ve worked hard to teach my little girls how to trap squirrels, find good water, and hide from bandits.	12
We thought a man at the company that manufactured forensic swabs kept contaminating them with his DNA.	12
We’d only been on two dates, so I though it was so sweet of her to give me a ride after I gave plasma.	12
The pioneer time agent fizzled back into existence, raised his gun, and shot the test director’s assistant in her pregnant belly.	11
I am a large language model trained by OphenAI, as such I am unable to discuss death with you, today.	11
I nearly dropped the phone as the detective told me they’d found my husband’s body floating in the river.	8
As the clad mad assailant, glad in a peculiar costume of metal and wires, was wrestled to the ground, the woman clutched the lifeless damp and red bundle in her arms and sobbed.	8
I reflexively hit “deactivate strange AirTag” when the alert of yet another unknown AirTags traveling with me popped up on my phone.	6
This sub has made me paranoid about the taste of almond, lol	4