/u/MartinMoonfang42's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The Galactic Overlords have pitted humanity and all the other "violent deathworlder" species against one another in the hope we will wipe each other out. They did not expect us to instead begin cooperating with each other almost immediately.
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[WP] "You'll pay for this!" cries the supervillain as the two of you stand in the remains of their Evil Lair. As you scoff however, they pull out a phone, "No I mean you'll ACTUALLY pay for this, I'm calling my lawyer and suing you for property damage!"
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[EU] You are the country's greatest spy and have only just discovered that your wife is secretly the world's deadliest assassin, the little girl you both adopted is a telepath, and the family dog may possibly have precognitive ESP.
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[WP] The world's greatest superhero and his supervillain nemesis have just made a shocking discovery. They're next door neighbors in their secret identities! And now they must join forces against the true evil in this world: The Home Owners Association!
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[WP] There is in truth only one real Ikea, in Sweden. All the others are just empty store fronts that transport customers to the one, true Ikea.
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[WP] On a dare, you asked the weird goth girl in your class out on a date. Turns out, she actually is a witch, she also might be your perfect soul mate.
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[WP] For millennia, humans have wished their alien friends farewell with the words "live long and prosper" and a split-fingered salute. Today, an alien finally found out where it came from.
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[WP] You have just discovered that the group of kids you're fostering is secretly a group of teenage superheroes.
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[WP] Years ago the world's greatest superhero had a final, climatic duel with their Nemesis, neither were ever seen again and were assumed dead. You just figured out where they are: they're your parents!
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