/u/MasterWuIsBae's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was furious when I realised the magician came inside me. NSFW

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I tried to figure out if the screaming from outside was human or animal.

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As the man logged off of reddit, he spun around to see a figure wielding a hammer coming for him.

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When me and my girlfriend died in that car crash, we got to see all the times we almost died.

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"Life imitates art." The painter said with a smile.

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We at our friendly funeral home don't do open casket viewings anymore.

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Free from her captors yet blinded by the snowstorm, she ran through the thick forest and eventually landed on someone's doorstep.

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My deaf wife is having surgery next week to fully repair her hearing.

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As I listened to my music, I remarked at how heavy the bass was - "It's like my whole room is shaking!"

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At school, me and my friends used to play hopscotch.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was furious when I realised the magician came inside me. NSFW	1443
I tried to figure out if the screaming from outside was human or animal.	1187
As the man logged off of reddit, he spun around to see a figure wielding a hammer coming for him.	732
When me and my girlfriend died in that car crash, we got to see all the times we almost died.	310
"Life imitates art." The painter said with a smile.	55
We at our friendly funeral home don't do open casket viewings anymore.	47
Free from her captors yet blinded by the snowstorm, she ran through the thick forest and eventually landed on someone's doorstep.	42
My deaf wife is having surgery next week to fully repair her hearing.	35
As I listened to my music, I remarked at how heavy the bass was - "It's like my whole room is shaking!"	14
At school, me and my friends used to play hopscotch.	12