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"Kill them...kill them all" my boss commanded.

190 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I pushed my face against the cold glass of the window desperate to catch even a glimpse of my ex.

17 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I leaped with glee off the platform, finally overcoming my fear of bungee jumping.

16 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Is it legal to say I have a government contract, when I really don't?

14 upvotes • r/legaladviceofftopic
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The abstract shapes danced around in front of me.

11 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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We thought we could use the last of our ammo to blast the unkillable zombies' limbs off to stop the horde.

6 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I stopped screaming, resigned to my fate as the alien worm chewed through the last layers of my spacesuit.

2 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I love my new job welding aluminum tanks.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I stopped screaming, resigned to my fate as the creature chewed through the last layers of my spacesuit.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I stared into the coffin at my rapist, glad it was finally over.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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