/u/MattSmithisJesus's posts
[WP] You are a powerful wizard who treats everybody badly. No one dares confront you because you would just incinerate them. One day, you lose your powers, and are defenseless, and resorted to cheap gimmicks to keep people afraid of you.
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[WP] You were born with the ability to win any argument you get into. This would have made you a fantastic lawyer or politician, but you chose a different path. You argue with strangers on the internet.
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[WP] You are in an accident and your heart stops. While paramedics are trying to revive you, you catch a glimpse of the "other side", but you are disappointed by what you see.
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[WP] As some kind of godly joke, Jesus is actually Lucifer in human form sent to redeem himself and humanity.
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[WP] Frankenstein joins a bodybuilding competition, only to have seriously misunderstood the situation. He somehow ends up winning it anyway due to a good supply of "spare parts".
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[WP] God sends down a new prophet in 2017, but he's having a hard time convincing people, religious or otherwise, of who he is.
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[WP] After making a wish that you'd win every arguement you got into, you gained the ability to manipulate fact. You use this newfound ability to run for president.
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[WP] You are Kim Jong Un, leader of North Korea. You have a secret weapon that can win you a war on home turf, and are trying to get people to attack you. But you're getting frustrated that nobody is taking the bait.
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