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[EU] You are a member of the Interdimensional Police Department. However, you are not an officer; you are instead a secretary, whose job has been made into a living hell by a group of mutants.
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[WP] You have the ability to automatically stop time whenever you're in danger, whether you know it or not, and automatically resume time once you're out of danger. One day, time suddenly freezes and does not resume.
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[WP] *ding dong* "Hello passengers, this is your captain speaking. We're at cruising altitude of 39,000 feet, so feel free to turn on those electronics and keep those windows closed. Thank you."
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[WP] "You will have to brave the deepest valleys, the darkest dungeons, and the dirtiest Chuck-E-Cheese's to reach your goal."
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[WP] It's been a year since the hero left to save the world, and the villain is beginning to get worried about if they're still alive.
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[WP] You are a necromancer who's realized that just because something is alive, doesn't mean that it's smart
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