/u/MaxStickies's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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In a vision, an angel had told him, "you will leave this world with your wings stretched wide."

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"Let this be my final lesson to you all: when casting a necromantic spell, you must read each word correctly."

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As they knew the cow was soon to give birth, they called up the local vet to help with any potential problems. NSFW

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She looked up to see a face staring at her through the window.

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In my role at the Birthing Factory, I make labels that show where each baby is designated to go, based on the path the Gene Readers have chosen for them. NSFW

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"I should eat less; my heartburn's quite bad today."

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"You'd be a fool not to do it," they said, "everyone will laugh at you."

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He smiled when, looking out the window, he saw the whole town dancing.

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[OCT22] The king claimed to love his people, each and every one.

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When a Santa Claus dies, the most senior elf forms a cocoon and transforms to become his replacement.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In a vision, an angel had told him, "you will leave this world with your wings stretched wide."	9055
"Let this be my final lesson to you all: when casting a necromantic spell, you must read each word correctly."	7612
As they knew the cow was soon to give birth, they called up the local vet to help with any potential problems. NSFW	7603
She looked up to see a face staring at her through the window.	3043
In my role at the Birthing Factory, I make labels that show where each baby is designated to go, based on the path the Gene Readers have chosen for them. NSFW	2509
"I should eat less; my heartburn's quite bad today."	2354
"You'd be a fool not to do it," they said, "everyone will laugh at you."	1605
He smiled when, looking out the window, he saw the whole town dancing.	1209
[OCT22] The king claimed to love his people, each and every one.	793
When a Santa Claus dies, the most senior elf forms a cocoon and transforms to become his replacement.	474