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I’m going to get so banned for this joke but:

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Last post of the night: I’m Ivan of course I’ll jizz in your eye so you don’t see where I’m coming from

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I’m Ivan, I hack into the cia to put myself on the FBI watchlist

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I’m Juan, I like to kidnap babies and breast feed them with my…. My lawyer advises I do t finish this joke

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Ohh vntee my sweet summer child

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Last post was a fake but fr last post right here: I’m Ivan, of course I whack homeless people with a tungsten cube in a sock

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Why is it that 2010s era music just hits so different

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I’m Ivan, I like to drop stink bombs in a phone booth and leave it there until the stink goes away, then I return and repeat it again and again

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I’m Ivan,I like to send water in a paper sack so the kids there can keep on dreaming

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I’m Ivan, I like to scam scammers and then have the scammers who I scammed scam me

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m going to get so banned for this joke but:	479
Last post of the night: I’m Ivan of course I’ll jizz in your eye so you don’t see where I’m coming from	6
I’m Ivan, I hack into the cia to put myself on the FBI watchlist	5
I’m Juan, I like to kidnap babies and breast feed them with my…. My lawyer advises I do t finish this joke	5
Ohh vntee my sweet summer child	5
Last post was a fake but fr last post right here: I’m Ivan, of course I whack homeless people with a tungsten cube in a sock	5
Why is it that 2010s era music just hits so different	4
I’m Ivan, I like to drop stink bombs in a phone booth and leave it there until the stink goes away, then I return and repeat it again and again	4
I’m Ivan,I like to send water in a paper sack so the kids there can keep on dreaming	4
I’m Ivan, I like to scam scammers and then have the scammers who I scammed scam me	4