/u/Max_Som's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

I was furious when I found out my daughter is a drug addict, I immediately took the drugs away and grounded her.

18891 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Turns out, I don't have social anxiety.

16653 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I feel so stupid when I remember how much money I've lost in poker.

14631 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I started hammering nails when my son broke the wardrobe.

300 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My two year old son fainted today, and I feared he might die.

246 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

They say time heals a broken heart.

198 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

This year, I April Fooled my little sister by saying mom had shot herself.

162 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My roommate was singing in the bathroom loudly today, and eventually I got annoyed and told him to shut up.

127 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[FEB23] I was surprised when the love spell worked and a popular singer appeared in my house and declared his undying devotion to me.

96 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[101] By the year 2237, advancements in psychology decreased the number of suicides to zero.

93 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was furious when I found out my daughter is a drug addict, I immediately took the drugs away and grounded her.	18891
Turns out, I don't have social anxiety.	16653
I feel so stupid when I remember how much money I've lost in poker.	14631
I started hammering nails when my son broke the wardrobe.	300
My two year old son fainted today, and I feared he might die.	246
They say time heals a broken heart.	198
This year, I April Fooled my little sister by saying mom had shot herself.	162
My roommate was singing in the bathroom loudly today, and eventually I got annoyed and told him to shut up.	127
[FEB23] I was surprised when the love spell worked and a popular singer appeared in my house and declared his undying devotion to me.	96
[101] By the year 2237, advancements in psychology decreased the number of suicides to zero.	93