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My parents thought it was a little bit weird yet still cute that I put my baby teeth in a box after they were removed.

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Unable to cope with his severe helminthophobia, he took his own life and was buried shortly after.

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Her parents weren't sad at all when she commited suicide by breaking a thermometer.

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Sometimes, I listen to a song and it isn't any good at first, but with every listen it gets better.

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"Isn't it interesting, my dear friend, I've just been diagnosed with schizophrenia!"

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"Isn't it strange, wife, how it turns out I have schizophrenia?"

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"You know, dear sister, I met such a cool guy at mom's funeral."

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Before antipsychotics, I was suicidal and homicidal.

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"You can go to Heaven, actually", said Satan,

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[SEP23] Even when I told my wife she would end up in Purgatory for suicide, she still decided to end her life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My parents thought it was a little bit weird yet still cute that I put my baby teeth in a box after they were removed.	5
Unable to cope with his severe helminthophobia, he took his own life and was buried shortly after.	5
Her parents weren't sad at all when she commited suicide by breaking a thermometer.	3
Sometimes, I listen to a song and it isn't any good at first, but with every listen it gets better.	1
"Isn't it interesting, my dear friend, I've just been diagnosed with schizophrenia!"	1
"Isn't it strange, wife, how it turns out I have schizophrenia?"	1
"You know, dear sister, I met such a cool guy at mom's funeral."	1
Before antipsychotics, I was suicidal and homicidal.	1
"You can go to Heaven, actually", said Satan,	1
[SEP23] Even when I told my wife she would end up in Purgatory for suicide, she still decided to end her life.	1