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[WP] One day you wake up and all cats and dogs are replaced by gigantic insects that act exactly the same way as the animal they replaced.
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[WP] Yesterday you sprayed your basement to clear out the ants there, today you are standing before the UN for a war crimes investigation initiated by the ambassador from the ants.
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[WP] With the advent of immortality for all, society adopted laws limiting how long someone could stay in the same profession to allow new blood to get its time in the sun. You've just hit the limit for your current job.
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[WP] Unbeknownst to the public at large, the reason the supervillain keeps escaping the superhero is because the villain's day job is as the boss of the hero during their day job.
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[WP] "I know you said that learning the structural and mechanical properties of the average sausage would never come in handy...and yet, here we are."
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[WP] You come home to see your pet has made a massive mess...only to realize it spells out something.
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