/u/McGeesJabberwock's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I took a picture of the ducks at the park, I said "Say cheese" out loud.

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'You're a good taxidermist,' I said as I looked at the deer.

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"You died during a failed attempt to murder an innocent creature, so for you, Hell will be nothing but failed attempt after failed attempt for eternity."

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I was suddenly flung six months into the future and saw what I had always been dreading.

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The man ate his dinner.

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The doll had a wide, toothy grin, and gigantic red eyes.

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"Thanks for letting me out."

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My favourite doll came to life.

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"A radioactive spider bit Peter Parker..."

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I opened my eyes and found myself suddenly transformed into a wolf.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I took a picture of the ducks at the park, I said "Say cheese" out loud.	97
'You're a good taxidermist,' I said as I looked at the deer.	66
"You died during a failed attempt to murder an innocent creature, so for you, Hell will be nothing but failed attempt after failed attempt for eternity."	19
I was suddenly flung six months into the future and saw what I had always been dreading.	15
The man ate his dinner.	13
The doll had a wide, toothy grin, and gigantic red eyes.	11
"Thanks for letting me out."	11
My favourite doll came to life.	10
"A radioactive spider bit Peter Parker..."	5
I opened my eyes and found myself suddenly transformed into a wolf.	4