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I throw an Easter Egg Hunt every year for the orphans.

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As he lay dying, he realized that aggressively driving and making women crash their cars was not a good hobby choice.

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My life passed before my eyes after the bus hit me.

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Thanks to r/loseit, my weight starts with a ‘2’ for the first time in seven years.

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You are the most powerful person alive.

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My wife & I have been having troubles, but today she said she missed me.

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My wife asked me to change my newborn’s diaper just before we left the hospital.

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The Seven Dwarves finally kicked out Hungry.

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I hate that recreational marijuana laws passed, but I sell it anyway.

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Egypt’s Bent Pyramid Opens for the First Time in Over 50 Years

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I throw an Easter Egg Hunt every year for the orphans.	16
As he lay dying, he realized that aggressively driving and making women crash their cars was not a good hobby choice.	16
My life passed before my eyes after the bus hit me.	15
Thanks to r/loseit, my weight starts with a ‘2’ for the first time in seven years.	13
You are the most powerful person alive.	11
My wife & I have been having troubles, but today she said she missed me.	11
My wife asked me to change my newborn’s diaper just before we left the hospital.	11
The Seven Dwarves finally kicked out Hungry.	9
I hate that recreational marijuana laws passed, but I sell it anyway.	8
Egypt’s Bent Pyramid Opens for the First Time in Over 50 Years	8