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I forgot the safe-word again.

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My wife says I treat my computer better than I treat her.

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My neighbor Pete’s jokes are always harmless.

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Honey, do you think the kids are spoiled?

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I decided after decades of being nagged that I can’t find my wife’s g-spot, I was determined to finally find it.

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My abusive spouse was very good at hiding my injuries from others.

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As I lose consciousness and slip below the surface of the hot tub, I remember the slow cooker is on and get a faint feeling of satisfaction that whomever finds me will get soup with their dinner

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The hospital gave my mom a real doll for losing a lot of weight last night.

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As the slasher film ends, you enjoy the preview of the sequel.

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I tried replicating Schrödinger's Cat experiment.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I forgot the safe-word again.	213	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife says I treat my computer better than I treat her.	105	TwoSentenceHorror
My neighbor Pete’s jokes are always harmless.	89	TwoSentenceHorror
Honey, do you think the kids are spoiled?	40	TwoSentenceHorror
I decided after decades of being nagged that I can’t find my wife’s g-spot, I was determined to finally find it.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
My abusive spouse was very good at hiding my injuries from others.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
As I lose consciousness and slip below the surface of the hot tub, I remember the slow cooker is on and get a faint feeling of satisfaction that whomever finds me will get soup with their dinner	23	TwoSentenceHorror
The hospital gave my mom a real doll for losing a lot of weight last night.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
As the slasher film ends, you enjoy the preview of the sequel.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried replicating Schrödinger's Cat experiment.	17	TwoSentenceHorror