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As he lay dying, he realized that aggressively driving and making women crash their cars was not a good hobby choice.

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I throw an Easter Egg Hunt every year for the orphans.

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My life passed before my eyes after the bus hit me.

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Thanks to r/loseit, my weight starts with a ‘2’ for the first time in seven years.

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My wife asked me to change my newborn’s diaper just before we left the hospital.

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You are the most powerful person alive.

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My wife & I have been having troubles, but today she said she missed me.

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The Seven Dwarves finally kicked out Hungry.

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Egypt’s Bent Pyramid Opens for the First Time in Over 50 Years

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I hate that recreational marijuana laws passed, but I sell it anyway.

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