| What are weapons you think are naturally dicks | 63 | Saltoon | | | | |
| I just wanna fight Cohuzuna ONCE | 36 | Saltoon | | | | |
| So why don't people go when an opening is cleared? | 31 | Splatoon3 | | | | |
| Why don't people play as a team? | 27 | Splatoon3 | | | | |
| It one thing if you're bad, it's another if you don't contribute | 21 | Saltoon | | | | |
| I 300% completed side order! | 19 | Sweetoon | | | | |
| Do people not understand turf war? | 18 | Saltoon | | | | |
| Bomb spam is annoying... | 13 | Splatoon3 | | | | |
| Don't be so stupid | 12 | Saltoon | | | | |
| All salt aside... | 12 | Splatoon3 | | | | |
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