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Giving birth is hard.

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Pizza guy delivered my pizza and said "Enjoy it you two".

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This Cake is so good, I wish my daughter could try.

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I was relieved when the rescuer found me half buried under rubble.

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I laughed as the auto generated captions said "Die".

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"....And this little piggy went all the way home!"

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I'm finally celebrating my 21st!

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Whatever you do, don't take the Lightspeed diet.

96 upvotes • r/nosleep
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"OH I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO FUCKING CRY ABOUT!"

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My wife has a severe foot fetish, but I couldn't care less.

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