/u/MellyKidd's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The world thought that making waffles a universal currency would make things simpler. Unfortunately, they now must decide the conversation rate between Belgian waffles, US Eggos and Dutch Stroopwafels.
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[WP] You’ve been cursed since you were born; nothing that anyone else can see or hear, but it’s a curse you must live with every day. No matter where you go, pictures and paintings of people talk to you.
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[WP] “One, two, three” He had to keep counting. “One, two, three” Another sequence done. “One, two, three” This was the most important thing right now, to count; never stopping, never ending until the task was done, or surely the worst would happen...
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[WP] You’ve spent your whole life researching data both fine and fowl, and you’ve finally discovered both the solution to explaining one of nature’s greatest mysteries, and answered one of the oldest questions in existence. You’ve found out why the chicken really crossed the road.
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[WP] Some called it the Birth of Creation. Some called it a Steady State. Some, an infinite Eternal Inflation. Others called it the Big Bang. When what it really was, was a young deity sneezing on his high school science fair project.
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[WP] The Earth is under attack from a superior alien species, who are prepared to wipe us out from space. But, considering themselves an honourable and sporting sort, they send an emissary to give us one chance to get them to leave peacefully and never return; by us winning any game of our choice.
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[WP] As you eat a large, hot and fresh pizza with friends, you take your first bite and realize you’ve been miraculously granted the only self-regenerating, eternally infinite pizza slice in existence.
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[WP] A programmer has created the first fully independent AI for the purpose of doing work humans cannot. Unfortunately, after its first search of the internet, all the AI mind wants to do is hang out in his creator’s basement servers playing video games.
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[WP] Every 1000 years, beings from the moon have invaded and conquered earth, before eventually leaving. No one knows this because of their unusual methods. Their current invasion is now.
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