/u/Melonwolfii's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I was shown the statistics of my life after death, I stared in horror at the 27 'assist kills.'

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The animal rights leader preached, "It is time we gave heartless pet abusers some perspective."

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"She loves me, she loves me not..." The boy said as he plucked away.

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Making sure no one was around, I stripped off everything to cope with the sweltering heat.

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You think you're so clever closing your curtains so no one's peeking.

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I stared in horror at my baby, cheerfully rolling around in his play pen.

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Sure, they always show you a genie granting those three wishes.

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As I shot myself in the head, my heartbeat and breathing slowly stopped. NSFW

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The bids started pouring in from the sadistic friends of my ex as they auctioned for me.

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Mom always told me to peg myself against my rivals.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I was shown the statistics of my life after death, I stared in horror at the 27 'assist kills.'	13929
The animal rights leader preached, "It is time we gave heartless pet abusers some perspective."	9676
"She loves me, she loves me not..." The boy said as he plucked away.	1945
Making sure no one was around, I stripped off everything to cope with the sweltering heat.	1655
You think you're so clever closing your curtains so no one's peeking.	1617
I stared in horror at my baby, cheerfully rolling around in his play pen.	215
Sure, they always show you a genie granting those three wishes.	82
As I shot myself in the head, my heartbeat and breathing slowly stopped. NSFW	55
The bids started pouring in from the sadistic friends of my ex as they auctioned for me.	30
Mom always told me to peg myself against my rivals.	29