/u/Melonwolfii's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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We couldn't help but smile as the couple checked out all the baby products from the convenience store.

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After she left, I drowned my sorrows in Glenfiddich, Johnny Walker and the like.

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As a parent, they always tell you how to get through them walking for the first time, hearing them for the first time, seeing them for the first time...

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My father always told me, "Live and let live."

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I heard my friend on the phone - not for the first time - asking me how I was doing.

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They say if you teach a parrot to say the words “I love you,” it will repeat it throughout its life without meaning.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We couldn't help but smile as the couple checked out all the baby products from the convenience store.	103
After she left, I drowned my sorrows in Glenfiddich, Johnny Walker and the like.	24
As a parent, they always tell you how to get through them walking for the first time, hearing them for the first time, seeing them for the first time...	14
My father always told me, "Live and let live."	10
I heard my friend on the phone - not for the first time - asking me how I was doing.	1
They say if you teach a parrot to say the words “I love you,” it will repeat it throughout its life without meaning.	1