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I was so caught up on my favourite show that I didn't realize that I had missed 14 calls

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As the people cheered for the astronaut's sucessful return, I couldn't help but notice that his left mole was now on his right side.

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In panic, I desperately clawed and pounded on the coffin when I finally managed to punch a hole through it

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"It's so beautiful" he remarked, staring into the deep blue sea

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"I don't want to die of Cancer" exclaimed the poor kid, "You won't, my sweet sunshine"

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I have done everything in my right to bond with my adopted child but every one of my methods have failed except one that I haven't tried yet...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was so caught up on my favourite show that I didn't realize that I had missed 14 calls	13772
As the people cheered for the astronaut's sucessful return, I couldn't help but notice that his left mole was now on his right side.	8257
In panic, I desperately clawed and pounded on the coffin when I finally managed to punch a hole through it	1306
"It's so beautiful" he remarked, staring into the deep blue sea	123
"I don't want to die of Cancer" exclaimed the poor kid, "You won't, my sweet sunshine"	32
I have done everything in my right to bond with my adopted child but every one of my methods have failed except one that I haven't tried yet...	16