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Did you know the Sun is hydrogen-intolerant?

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My mom loved baking apple pies even though I hate them.

35 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I’ve always thought matryoshka’s were creepy

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My wife stared at me as I woke.

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“Are you my dad’s friend?” my father asked for the third time today.

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I suffered sleep paralysis again last night.

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“Seriously bro, no cap!”

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He crawled deeper into the dark cramped cave, hoping to find a way out.

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He crawled deeper into the dark cramped cave, hoping to find a way out.

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My wife stared at me as I woke.

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