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I’m a writer and I hate colons. They have a weird texture to them.

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There was pee left on the toliet seat.

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I’ve been farting a lot recently.

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My goldfish got pregnant.

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I’m too scared to come out of the closet.

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My daughter begged me to read her a bedtime story. That’s when I realized that I didn’t have a daughter.

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The baby monitor picked up the noise of a women singing a lullaby.

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I always have to sleep with a nightlight on.

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My mommy told me not to eat too much sugar. But I really loved that dog.

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My friend texted me wondering if I wanted to grab dinner tomorrow.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m a writer and I hate colons. They have a weird texture to them.	98
There was pee left on the toliet seat.	97
I’ve been farting a lot recently.	42
My goldfish got pregnant.	41
I’m too scared to come out of the closet.	36
My daughter begged me to read her a bedtime story. That’s when I realized that I didn’t have a daughter.	26
The baby monitor picked up the noise of a women singing a lullaby.	23
I always have to sleep with a nightlight on.	12
My mommy told me not to eat too much sugar. But I really loved that dog.	10
My friend texted me wondering if I wanted to grab dinner tomorrow.	10