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After spitting out the so called "lemonade", I asked the little boy what he put in this drink.

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My friend told me he enjoyed eating ass.

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My wife was mad at me for visiting a massage parlor.

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To cheer up my 4ft girlfriend I decided to sing her a little upbeat tune.

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I was confused when the TSA agent said they need to do a cavity check.

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I really need to stop drinking coffee so late in the day.

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I really need to stop drinking coffee so late in the day.

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I have to admit, the giant creatures that now walk our Earth can be frightening to look at.

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I have to admit, the giant entities that now walk our Earth can be frightening to look at.

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A wise old king once said that when we die our bodies become grass, and that antelope eat the grass.

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