/u/Mikeg90805's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My friend says I’m schizophrenic

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Had to use every penny I have but After years of having a food truck, I’m finally the proud owner of my own restaurant!

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How can you tell if the bat that bit you is rabid?

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When they said my tires were guaranteed for life I thought it was a great deal.

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As the rabid coyote approached, I was only comforted by the knowledge that I had brought a gun for just this occasion.

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As I ran from the gunmen I recognize from the shop I bought my now flat tire.

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He’s coming to kill you

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My friend says I’m schizophrenic	717
Had to use every penny I have but After years of having a food truck, I’m finally the proud owner of my own restaurant!	38
How can you tell if the bat that bit you is rabid?	17
When they said my tires were guaranteed for life I thought it was a great deal.	8
As the rabid coyote approached, I was only comforted by the knowledge that I had brought a gun for just this occasion.	1
As I ran from the gunmen I recognize from the shop I bought my now flat tire.	1
He’s coming to kill you	0