/u/Milesmilitis's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NOV2020] My family can trace our ancestors back to the very first Thanksgiving.

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Babysitting is hard enough being terrified of germs, but she sneezed in my mouth, I swear I took my temperature at least a dozen times before I went home.

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After everyone else died in my village from the blight, I thought myself spared by the gods.

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The fleas this year are the worst, and their bites never stop itching.

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[DEC2020] It was out of character to hear her yell, "Get home safe, watch out for black guys."

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[OCT22] "You are everything I have ever wanted and with this ring, I thee wed."

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[Sep22] Did you know your body contains millions upon millions of nerve endings?

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[DEC2020] Falling asleep in the woods, even with it snowing, was no problem with this coat.

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[NOV2020] I was so excited to make his family deep fried turkey for our first Thanksgiving together.

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[DEC2020] Dear Diary, it has been cold for some time now and I am so very hungry, I heard my parents argue, "There's nothing to eat, we have meat, that is not food," I've never seen them so divided.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV2020] My family can trace our ancestors back to the very first Thanksgiving.	6570
Babysitting is hard enough being terrified of germs, but she sneezed in my mouth, I swear I took my temperature at least a dozen times before I went home.	152
After everyone else died in my village from the blight, I thought myself spared by the gods.	121
The fleas this year are the worst, and their bites never stop itching.	90
[DEC2020] It was out of character to hear her yell, "Get home safe, watch out for black guys."	38
[OCT22] "You are everything I have ever wanted and with this ring, I thee wed."	30
[Sep22] Did you know your body contains millions upon millions of nerve endings?	26
[DEC2020] Falling asleep in the woods, even with it snowing, was no problem with this coat.	19
[NOV2020] I was so excited to make his family deep fried turkey for our first Thanksgiving together.	15
[DEC2020] Dear Diary, it has been cold for some time now and I am so very hungry, I heard my parents argue, "There's nothing to eat, we have meat, that is not food," I've never seen them so divided.	7