/u/Minniemoose1336's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[OCT22] “For the sake of our marriage please could you be more careful with your food because I’m spending way too much money on laundry supplies!” Lilith snapped at her husband.

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“What a bargain” I said when I found the most stunning dress at my local thrift store, “I can wear this on our date tonight”.

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Jack was an awkward child who struggled to make friends, but decided to bring something to school to join in with the latest playground rhymes.

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[OCT22] “Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace”

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I frantically pushed myself through the crowd and stood in front of an unbalanced weighing scale, which had a human head placed on one side.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[OCT22] “For the sake of our marriage please could you be more careful with your food because I’m spending way too much money on laundry supplies!” Lilith snapped at her husband.	32
“What a bargain” I said when I found the most stunning dress at my local thrift store, “I can wear this on our date tonight”.	13
Jack was an awkward child who struggled to make friends, but decided to bring something to school to join in with the latest playground rhymes.	13
[OCT22] “Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace”	11
I frantically pushed myself through the crowd and stood in front of an unbalanced weighing scale, which had a human head placed on one side.	8