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My dog pulled a small, old sign from the ground and started running.

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I kept reminding myself that I killed Daryl in self-defense and I'm burying his body in the woods only because I knew people wouldn't understand. NSFW

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"…and after the first 100 pages, it only took me 20 years to finish the proof, my mathematical magnum opus, that I hereby present."

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Someone kept breaking into my apartment and scribbling occult symbols on the walls.

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I pushed Larry out of the dinghy as a prank, but when he disappeared into the depths of the lake, I went through a range of increasingly unsettling emotion. NSFW

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"This is the last of the copies, shred it."

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The plan was simple, I cut my hand off with the saw, call an ambulance, they reattach it, and I get the insurance money.

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The movie director rubbed his temples, saying "look, I've told you before, you're supposed to act happy and grateful for being chosen, so let's do this one more time, or we'll just have to reshoot it all with a whole new group."

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My heart skipped a beat when I saw the child fall into the concrete mixer.

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I invented a fantastic machine to bend sculptures out of rebar.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dog pulled a small, old sign from the ground and started running.	6801	TwoSentenceHorror
I kept reminding myself that I killed Daryl in self-defense and I'm burying his body in the woods only because I knew people wouldn't understand. NSFW	3727	TwoSentenceHorror
"…and after the first 100 pages, it only took me 20 years to finish the proof, my mathematical magnum opus, that I hereby present."	2917	TwoSentenceHorror
Someone kept breaking into my apartment and scribbling occult symbols on the walls.	2449	TwoSentenceHorror
I pushed Larry out of the dinghy as a prank, but when he disappeared into the depths of the lake, I went through a range of increasingly unsettling emotion. NSFW	2068	TwoSentenceHorror
"This is the last of the copies, shred it."	1121	TwoSentenceHorror
The plan was simple, I cut my hand off with the saw, call an ambulance, they reattach it, and I get the insurance money.	1010	TwoSentenceHorror
The movie director rubbed his temples, saying "look, I've told you before, you're supposed to act happy and grateful for being chosen, so let's do this one more time, or we'll just have to reshoot it all with a whole new group."	419	TwoSentenceHorror
My heart skipped a beat when I saw the child fall into the concrete mixer.	322	TwoSentenceHorror
I invented a fantastic machine to bend sculptures out of rebar.	316	TwoSentenceHorror