/u/MintyMissterious's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I kissed my partner goodbye, waved to my daughters, and left to my amazing job: making the world a better place.

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After 5 minutes of biking through this tunnel, I decided to turn back.

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With the advent of casual gene mods, most people opted to make their babies healthier, smarter, or prettier.

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I know I have a problem, but when I came home and saw poured vodka, I immediately drank the shot, and then half the bottle.

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Diving in a small submarine at 200 meters had understandable risks.

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It was nice living in a penthouse with a big pantry and lots of space, being able to invite all my friends.

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Being a curious and gluttonous little bugger, I was overjoyed when I found a hidden can of white sprinkles while my parents were out.

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I ran outside to play when I saw the first snowfall.

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I haven't had sex in decades, and yet I got pregnant.

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The attacker trapped me in some sort of a jar, breathing though a tube, but I know people miss me and are looking for me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I kissed my partner goodbye, waved to my daughters, and left to my amazing job: making the world a better place.	258
After 5 minutes of biking through this tunnel, I decided to turn back.	205
With the advent of casual gene mods, most people opted to make their babies healthier, smarter, or prettier.	170
I know I have a problem, but when I came home and saw poured vodka, I immediately drank the shot, and then half the bottle.	145
Diving in a small submarine at 200 meters had understandable risks.	99
It was nice living in a penthouse with a big pantry and lots of space, being able to invite all my friends.	89
Being a curious and gluttonous little bugger, I was overjoyed when I found a hidden can of white sprinkles while my parents were out.	72
I ran outside to play when I saw the first snowfall.	58
I haven't had sex in decades, and yet I got pregnant.	51
The attacker trapped me in some sort of a jar, breathing though a tube, but I know people miss me and are looking for me.	47