/u/Mistah_Blue's posts
[WP] You know those hidden secret bases, treasure vaults, and lost underground cities that get buried forever when the adventurers do something stupid? You work for the company that recovers/ explores/ loots them.
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[WP] An immortal is using their inability to die as a special perk when designing their costume for an upcoming party.
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[WP] As it turns out, anyone can buy and sell souls. Selling your soul to another human doesn't guarantee you go to heaven or hell. Its just that unlike demons and angels, humans cant do anything with a soul they've bought until they're in the afterlife.
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[WP] While many of your brethren secretly maintain various positions of power around the world, you're not hiding the fact that you're a Reptilian (Thus proving your species is real.) as you run for office.
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[WP] You're permanently tied to an object. You curse the owner of the object you are tied to. One day, the object you're tied to falls under ownership of a sweet old couple. Whenever you appear to them to curse them, they're so sweet and accommodating that you can't bare to do it.
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[WP] A delusional Gordon Ramsay shows up at a random house, believing it to be the next episode of Kitchen Nightmares.
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[WP] A team of scientists from our world are sent to a cartoon universe to run experiments on cartoon physics and their laws of reality
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[WP] The delightfully charismatic newcomer in town that everyone seems to love has caused a spontaneous musical number to break out, wherein he is currently laying out his nefarious plans in song, and you seem to be the only one to notice how odd all of this is.
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