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[WP] You are constantly getting knocked out from behind or shot with sleep darts at your job, after which the surrounding area is destroyed by epic superhero battles. Today is your performance review. You are the Night Watchman.
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[WP] You are a mutant whose powers are about to activate. Not with the onset of puberty, but the onset of menopause.
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[WP] You are a simple farmer who is digging the hole for an outhouse. As you are making the hole, you unearth a strange object. It seems to be made of glass and some other substance you have never seen or felt before. And it starts "ringing."
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[WP] A young knight wishes to join the Racketeers of the Guard, and sets out on the road. He meets the 3 most famous members of this legendary regiment, true heroes, the best swashbucklers that ever buckled a swash: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
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[WP] Life imitates art. When a new style is found, the entire world changes to fit that style. M.C. Escher nearly drove the world mad. You are the first to discover minimalism.
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[WP] Write a funny story involving a tomato, a clock, and a beer cooler, and containing the phrase, "jumping around all crazy."
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[WP] You're sitting on the couch, reading a book. The front door opens and you barely have a moment to register that it's you, from 2 months ago coming in the door on your 3 hour break from your double shift.
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[WP] For every 15th birthday in your village, there is a party and a ceremony in which one is given agrarian abilities. Every single person before you would grow crops, draw rain, or multiply the livestock. At your ceremony, you mistakenly use all three, with disastrous results.
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[WP] Jack is passed out, Francine and Anna are arguing over who's going to arm-wrestle with C'nafla, Burx is packing the unga again, and the stereo is playing "Spare Parts" by Tom Waits.
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