/u/MisterBugman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I thought that erasing myself from history by making it so that my parents never met would be a painless alternative to suicide.
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My daughter is babbling happily as she toddles towards me with a wide grin plastered across her tiny pale face. NSFW
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When I started spelunking, I thought that getting stuck in a tight crevice and succumbing to dehydration was the worst thing that could happen to me.
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When I found the torn-up fence in the middle of the woods, I couldn't help wondering what it was supposed to be keeping out, and why.
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The whole world celebrated when we learned that an alien intelligence had received one of the messages we'd sent into space and was coming to earth.
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