/u/MisterCarlile's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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While working in the prison kitchen, I asked the guard if I should remove the skin off the meat before cooking it.
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I yelled at the vampire on my doorstep to leave, knowing that it could not enter a dwelling without permission.
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The submarine captain held a crew wide Thanksgiving feast, insisting that everyone share what they were most grateful for.
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"Breakings news this morning as police arrested the owner of the newly opened 'Joe's Deli Shop' on suspicion of racketeering for a well known organized crime family."
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We found the Spanish brigantine adrift in the darkness, and assumed pirates had plundered the vessel.
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