/u/Mockingasp's posts
[WP] Civilization is coming down around our ears. The bugs just keep coming and those they don't eat are infected and turned against the rest of us. Corporations are making a power grab and the government will just kill us all. But forget all that. Your job is simple. PROTECT THIS KITTEN.
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[WP] "Years and a fortune," the Prince tells you. "Finding your wretched world, scraping rocks, and clawing what remained, all just to resurrect your species! The most feared and war hungry people in the cosmos to save my people and bring down the empire! And what do you say?" "No," you whisper.
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[WP] Everything made sense now. The weird hat. The gun that fired ice bullets. The cat that only spoke in nouns. The doorway that led to nowhere and back. Your partner was a time traveling assassin sent back to stop you from singing the song that ends the world.
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[WP] There are prices to using magic, but of the most secret is that each spell weakens the skin between reality and the Abyss. You and your team of veteran military operatives are one of many tasked with tracking down and containing the wizard community and their rapidly escalating secret war.
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[WP] You awoke alone in your bed. There was someone beside you, someone dead. You hastened to flee, filled with dread. When that someone grabbed you and whispered, "There's something scary under the bed, gory appetites quite unfed."
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[WP] You're a week from retirement after decades of being a professional hitman. Still getting sent in jobs. You're 90% sure the that the Company is going to try to have you killed to avoid paying your retirement fund. The Supervillian Agency really should be smarter than that.
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[WP] You've watched her for a while. Her awkward interactions make them seem a little out of place. She's clumsier than anyone you've ever met. There's something awfully weird about her. And then one day as you watch her fix her hair, you see it. A USB port hidden in her scalp.
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[WP] You didn't mean to do it. It was just a story. It couldn't ACTUALLY happen, right? But it wasn't. And it did. You put that cursed object upon that motionless head, and so you're responsible for all those deaths. But who really expected Frosty the Snowman to actually be a monster from hell.
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[WP] For almost as long as there have been vampires, there have been vampire hunters. And while the hunted drink blood, you and others like you feast upon their flesh like beasts. That makes it a little hard to explain away though to the local cops, who think you're all crazed cannibals.
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