/u/Mockingasp's posts
[WP] You were the Forest. There was a time when men feared to enter your glade, and only screams would escape your leafy grasp. But you've since been chopped down, watching painfully as saw and ax cut you apart. Now you're a pencil. The last of you. And here comes the sharpener.
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[WP] Alert. This is an emergency broadcast. This is not a joke. In the event that a creature resembling a "fairy" manifests in your area, make every possible attempt to destroy it. Failing to do so may result in the end of the world. If you fail within an hour, we will nuke you. We are so sorry.
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[WP] You suddenly have access to your character creator. You can increase your physical attributes at the cost of your intellectual attributes. After exiting and locking the CC, a sword is thrust at your face. Everyone around you is suddenly armed and very, very mad.
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[WP] You've kept the monster in your basement all your life, like your fathers before. All your time is spent feeding it, hunting, and sometimes entertaining it. You know that one terrible day, it will grow bored or tired of the scraps. Then it will rise and it will never die. The Devil Chicken.
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[WP] You've always said you can eat whatever you wanted without getting fat. High metabolism you've claimed. Turns out, portions of what you eat get instantly transported to someone else who keeps getting fatter no matter how much they diet.
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[WP] You need food and the nearest sandwich is five miles away of zombie infested suburbia. No more bullets. You don't have a choice. You look around your home. Using only duct tape and random crap you scavenge, you decide to DIY arm and armor yourself for the coming trip.
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[WP] You've spent weeks climbing this mountain in the middle of nowhere. It's been slow since its so steep and sharp edged. You've finally reached the top. And then the mountain looks at you. You've awakened the first of the Giants.
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[WP] This will be the heist of the century. If you and your crew pull this off, you'll be set for life. Heck, your grandchildren will be too. Only problem is, the mansion you're going to clean out is owned by a vampire.
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[WP] You are technically one of the most powerful superheroes on the planet. But really, all you want to do is sleep and read your books in peace. Other heroes, villains, and everyone in between won't leave you alone though.
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[WP] Your sister has gone missing and you have no idea where she's gone. Your family is worried sick, with no clue where she's gone except her books are scribbled over in gibberish and symbols. Then you start coughing out strands of hair. Something is reaching out of your throat.
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