/u/Mockingasp's posts
[WP] For 48 hours, all humans lose sapience and all lower life forms gain it. Dogs, cats, bunnies, turtles, cows, ect now think and speak at a formerly adult human level. Your pets now have to defend you against all other animals looking for vengeance.
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[WP] While wandering around the woods one day, you accidentally drop your cell phone down a rabbit hole. Reaching in, instead of your phone, you lift out a stack of hundred dollar bills. It seems that the hole will exchange anything dropped in it with something random of similar size and weight.
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[WP] You reflect that almost 2000 people a year die from vending machines. You didn't think that this was how it happened, as the growling mechanical hulk somehow crept closer. You probably shouldn't have kicked that other machine.
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[WP] You're a superhuman. Your power is that your hair is super sharp and durable. The catch is that it's your eyelashes. Your nemesis has the power to teleport food directly into people's stomachs. Sometimes you sit on opposite skyscrapers to stare at each other and sigh because you're both lame.
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[WP] You love your pets. One drunken evening, to ensure that you are never without them, you altered their DNA so that they could reproduce spontaneously by fission, like bacteria. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now it's a really silly apocalypse.
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[WP] In a dystopian future, the wealthy and old control the world and grind up the poor and young for their blood and organs to replace their own, in a their bid for eternal life. You are a vampire who is really mad that they've cornered the market.
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[WP] There are places in cities that are wiped from every online map in existence. They do not exist. Their addresses forgotten. Their borders instinctually remain uncrossed. Their inhabitants blanked out like they never existed. We call them Null Zones. And they're growing.
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[WP] It's almost too good to be true, the demon thinks as it climbs into your body. The perfect host, a body ripe for possession, undefended by any pesky angels! Little do they know, as their gleeful grins turn to confusion and horror, that you are the demonic equivalent of a venus fly trap.
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[WP] As the last human in existence, you are asked by the intergalactic community to give the eulogy speech for the entire human race.
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[WP] By fate or fortune, you are the last human alive in a world overrun by vampires. As the Imperial Blood Consort, you are kept alive while they desperately try to clone you. Over the years, you've learned enough necromancy to enact your revenge for humanity. You raise the dead. All of them.
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