/u/Mockingasp's posts
[WP] The aliens said that if we didn't burn down all our temples and religious icons, give up all our rare metals, and now before their Emperors, they would drop an asteroid on our planet. Years later, they would say that it was just a joke, we didn't have a sense of humor, and that it was our fault
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[WP] You finally got your spirit communication device up and running so you could talk the dead. But when you did, you found it every person who died is immediately drafted into the eon long war between Heaven and Hell.
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[WP] You don't have a choice, you tell yourself as you look at your best friend. The hack saw feels heavy in your hands. They'll never stop coming. Never stop searching. This is the only way. You don't have a choice. You raise the saw to the one and only unicorn in existence.
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[WP] We actually evolved eye lids and blinking once every few seconds for a very specific reason. It wasn't to keep out the sun, particles, or whatever, though those would have been enough. No. There's a more sinister reason at play. You figure it out one day.
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[WP] Someone has stolen the children from the care of Mary Poppins. She follows their trail deep underground into the sewers. She finds them in the thrall of Pennywise the Dancing Clown. This is their battle.
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[WP] Today was the day of the world's ending. The forest gods strode out from their woods and made war upon us, leaving only a man shaped hole in the Earth and filled it with broken bone and fresh pine. The age of man has ended. The time of the Ent has come.
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[WP] This will be your most dangerous mission yet. You will almost certainly die or go to prison. You have to steal the President's rare +10 hat of charisma.
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[WP] There is a truism passed down the generations of those who practice the Pallid Path. Words that ring without falsehood even as they freeze the souls of the commoner and ignorant. "You can't spell 'Necromancer' without 'romance'."
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