/u/Moggy1982's posts
[WP] As he approached his secret doorway that would take him back to 1938, he knew that this time he wouldn't be returning.
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[WP] "I'm sorry sir, you haven't earned enough Ghost credits to enter heaven yet. According to our records, you need at least another 6 million successful hauntings to earn that I'm afraid..."
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[WP] God is the Managing Director of Earth Inc. He's just sent all employees an email saying that appraisals are due. You are first. You log off your computer, pick up your black cloak and scythe, and head down the corridor to his office...
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[WP] "The freakiest fact about humans is that over the course of your life, at least 10 of them will fall into your mouth while you are sleeping, and you will eat them without realizing"
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1st rule of Time Travel: Don't make any choices that could impact negatively in the future. 2nd rule: Don't try to understand paradoxes. 3rd rule: If you're not going to follow the first two rules you may as well have some fun destroying the universe...[WP]
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[WP] An astronaut has got stranded on the other side of a black hole, his crew are coming to rescue him. It will take them a matter of hours to reach him. However, due to time dilation 50 years will pass on his side... He spots a habitable planet and plots a course...
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[WP] There's an zombie invasion at exactly the same time as an AI robot uprising. The leaders of each army are insistent that the other side goes first, and they will just get the next one...
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[WP] It transpires the Earth is actually a sentient being, and it's not too happy to have caught the intergalactic version of herpes...Human Beings... It sends out a distress signal, and the other planets respond with varying degrees of sympathy.
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