/u/MojoJojo188's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My twin brother was zombie-bit, and though I sobbed as I watched his eyes cloud over, I knew what needed to be done.

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Since the strange winged creature had been stalking me for days, I ambushed it tonight and wrung its freak neck.

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"It's called Heterochromia" my little girl said, proudly pointing to her blue and green eyes.

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As I peeled a banana, I saw the end of the fruit was jet black and serrated.

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"Rabbit... maybe a sailboat..." giggled my daughter as we lay on the grass, picking out shapes in the clouds on the horizon.

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The young girl, manacled by her throat to the bars of her cage, closed her eyes as the horrific sounds of torture began playing through the speaker system.

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"Just watch", I whisper to my wife, as I point with a trembling finger to the mosquito that's snuck in the open window and begun feeding on the tiny forearm of our sleeping newborn.

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Thanks to Google Translate, I've just determined that the can of "dog food" I purchased from a shady foreign food market is, in actual fact, "minced dogmeat".

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'I can still feel that wretched lump digging into my back no matter how many mattresses I pile up!', squealed the princess.

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I shot myself in the foot again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My twin brother was zombie-bit, and though I sobbed as I watched his eyes cloud over, I knew what needed to be done.	15578
Since the strange winged creature had been stalking me for days, I ambushed it tonight and wrung its freak neck.	12226
"It's called Heterochromia" my little girl said, proudly pointing to her blue and green eyes.	9441
As I peeled a banana, I saw the end of the fruit was jet black and serrated.	5089
"Rabbit... maybe a sailboat..." giggled my daughter as we lay on the grass, picking out shapes in the clouds on the horizon.	3426
The young girl, manacled by her throat to the bars of her cage, closed her eyes as the horrific sounds of torture began playing through the speaker system.	3292
"Just watch", I whisper to my wife, as I point with a trembling finger to the mosquito that's snuck in the open window and begun feeding on the tiny forearm of our sleeping newborn.	2816
Thanks to Google Translate, I've just determined that the can of "dog food" I purchased from a shady foreign food market is, in actual fact, "minced dogmeat".	2583
'I can still feel that wretched lump digging into my back no matter how many mattresses I pile up!', squealed the princess.	1996
I shot myself in the foot again.	1493