/u/MojoJojo188's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I shot the three home invaders who were hiding behind my couch, and killed two more who were waiting for me in my wardrobe" I told the detective, confident I'd only done what was necessary to protect myself and my home.

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"It's better to burn out than fade away...", I sung quietly.

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They'll do everything in their power to keep me alive.

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I saw that the nursery, and the hundreds of babies it sheltered, was being watched over by a vigilant team of armed guards.

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I was happy and she knew it.

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The crowds gathered below him went wild as he threw up the devil horns with both hands.

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No one could judge me for eating this delicious pork chop while I wait for the search party.

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Perhaps my date should have struck me as odd when he immediately described me as his perfect match.

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[DEC2020] A rash of ice spread beneath his every footstep, making black glass of the quiet village streets he stalked.

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Welcome to Aokigahara Jukai, our world famous Suicide Forest here in the shadow of Mount Fuji!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I shot the three home invaders who were hiding behind my couch, and killed two more who were waiting for me in my wardrobe" I told the detective, confident I'd only done what was necessary to protect myself and my home.	14
"It's better to burn out than fade away...", I sung quietly.	14
They'll do everything in their power to keep me alive.	14
I saw that the nursery, and the hundreds of babies it sheltered, was being watched over by a vigilant team of armed guards.	13
I was happy and she knew it.	13
The crowds gathered below him went wild as he threw up the devil horns with both hands.	13
No one could judge me for eating this delicious pork chop while I wait for the search party.	12
Perhaps my date should have struck me as odd when he immediately described me as his perfect match.	11
[DEC2020] A rash of ice spread beneath his every footstep, making black glass of the quiet village streets he stalked.	9
Welcome to Aokigahara Jukai, our world famous Suicide Forest here in the shadow of Mount Fuji!	8