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The isolated villagers excitedly told us about how the previous missionaries had helped them through the drought.

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When the popular kids noticed Candace overheard their talk about investigating a haunted house, they invited her to come along.

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The police exhumed my son's grave and to my relief, his body was still there.

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The little boy's father showed him that the scraping on his window was just the old tree, and he opened the window to show him.

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The police struggled to explain to the homeless mother that kerosene heaters can be dangerous, especially in a tent.

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The train pulled into town after a long delay and everyone on board hung out the windows cheering.

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"There's been a raccoon in our crawlspace for weeks," I said to my brother as I reached in to pull the little bastard out.

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I feel flashes of heat, smell the stink of cigars and doors move on their own, but my family won't believe me.

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"Thanks", I said as I limped away from the postal service counter.

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"As you can see in this cross section, the tree grows through the body and up out of the urn, creating a lasting memorial for your loved one".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The isolated villagers excitedly told us about how the previous missionaries had helped them through the drought.	61
When the popular kids noticed Candace overheard their talk about investigating a haunted house, they invited her to come along.	60
The police exhumed my son's grave and to my relief, his body was still there.	60
The little boy's father showed him that the scraping on his window was just the old tree, and he opened the window to show him.	58
The police struggled to explain to the homeless mother that kerosene heaters can be dangerous, especially in a tent.	58
The train pulled into town after a long delay and everyone on board hung out the windows cheering.	58
"There's been a raccoon in our crawlspace for weeks," I said to my brother as I reached in to pull the little bastard out.	58
I feel flashes of heat, smell the stink of cigars and doors move on their own, but my family won't believe me.	57
"Thanks", I said as I limped away from the postal service counter.	57
"As you can see in this cross section, the tree grows through the body and up out of the urn, creating a lasting memorial for your loved one".	56